World Laughter Day is this Sunday, May 3rd, to help you celebrate here are ten jokes that are making the animal kingdom crack up with a serious case of the giggles! Got your own joke to tickle our funny bone? Share it in the comments section below!
1) Where do orcas hear music?
Answer: Orca-stras!
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2) What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Answer: Is that you Mom?
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3) How do trees access the internet?
Answer: They log on
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4) What do you call a bear with no ears?
Answer: B!
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5) What kind of cat should you never play games with?
Answer: cheetah!
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6) Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet”?
Answer: Because she didn’t give a hoot!
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7) What kind of a key opens a banana?
Answer: A monkey!
8) Why can’t a leopard play hide-and-seek?
Answer: Because they are always spotted
9) How do bees get to school?
Answer: By school buzz!
10) What is a snake’s favorite subject?
number 2 is the funniest
I have one
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Odor in the court
Ha ha! Great joke Ranger Clovercute756!
These jokes are
funny!!!
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: A f -sh!
Love these jokes. They are so cool.
these are great!
What did the Buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.
Really funny I have a joke for you,what did the octopus say to his girlfriend, would you like to hold my hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand LOL
those are funny jokes
I like number 1
th otter is so cute