World Laughter Day is this Sunday, May 3rd, to help you celebrate here are ten jokes that are making the animal kingdom crack up with a serious case of the giggles! Got your own joke to tickle our funny bone? Share it in the comments section below!
1) Where do orcas hear music?
Answer: Orca-stras!
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2) What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Answer: Is that you Mom?
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3) How do trees access the internet?
Answer: They log on
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4) What do you call a bear with no ears?
Answer: B!
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5) What kind of cat should you never play games with?
Answer: cheetah!
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6) Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet”?
Answer: Because she didn’t give a hoot!
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7) What kind of a key opens a banana?
Answer: A monkey!
8) Why can’t a leopard play hide-and-seek?
Answer: Because they are always spotted
9) How do bees get to school?
Answer: By school buzz!
10) What is a snake’s favorite subject?
all of these jokes made me laugh especially number 7. ha! ha! ha!
i have an animal joke. Q). what do you call a cow that eats all your grass? A.) a lawnmmoo-er
OMG!!!!! good joke lol!!!
Very funny!!!
what do you call a moving chicken?
poultry in motion! 😀
Ahahahaha! very funny 🙂 🙂
I laughed so hard when i read them to my mom!!!!!!!!!!
she coulden’t figure them out !!
my favourite was Hisssss-tory
I have a joke!!!! Q) What do you call a dog with no legs? A) A hot dog! lol…
hahaha
I love number 2 so funny
Nice jokes!
I guessed 3, 7, and 10, since they were kind of classic jokes. The rest were REALLY funny.
I loved number 3
Here’s one for you. What did the otter say when it was in a hurry to get to school? OMG I otter get to school.