World Laughter Day is this Sunday, May 3rd, to help you celebrate here are ten jokes that are making the animal kingdom crack up with a serious case of the giggles! Got your own joke to tickle our funny bone? Share it in the comments section below!
1) Where do orcas hear music?
Answer: Orca-stras!
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2) What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Answer: Is that you Mom?
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3) How do trees access the internet?
Answer: They log on
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4) What do you call a bear with no ears?
Answer: B!
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5) What kind of cat should you never play games with?
Answer: cheetah!
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6) Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet”?
Answer: Because she didn’t give a hoot!
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7) What kind of a key opens a banana?
Answer: A monkey!
8) Why can’t a leopard play hide-and-seek?
Answer: Because they are always spotted
9) How do bees get to school?
Answer: By school buzz!
10) What is a snake’s favorite subject?
I love the one with the oter!
their all funny and some are corny
I like 3 but I don’t get seven.
a mon-KEY
monkey has the word key in it
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hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So cute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like the last one
lol
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: The Baa-hamas!
hillllarious!!!
lol that is funny did you make that up
i think all of those jokes were great !
I don’t get 4 and 6 at all. Also, there’s more than one answer to joke 7 : A mon-key a don-key and my last name, a McCon-key!
i dont get 6 either but 4 means if you take ear from the word bEAR you get left with a b.
#sofunnyiamdeadlol