World Laughter Day is this Sunday, May 3rd, to help you celebrate here are ten jokes that are making the animal kingdom crack up with a serious case of the giggles! Got your own joke to tickle our funny bone? Share it in the comments section below!
1) Where do orcas hear music?
Answer: Orca-stras!
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2) What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Answer: Is that you Mom?
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3) How do trees access the internet?
Answer: They log on
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4) What do you call a bear with no ears?
Answer: B!
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5) What kind of cat should you never play games with?
Answer: cheetah!
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6) Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet”?
Answer: Because she didn’t give a hoot!
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7) What kind of a key opens a banana?
Answer: A monkey!
8) Why can’t a leopard play hide-and-seek?
Answer: Because they are always spotted
9) How do bees get to school?
Answer: By school buzz!
10) What is a snake’s favorite subject?
i know the 2ed one!
there all so funny!
i knew them all
i loved the first one super funny
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny 🙂
What do you call a dog that sits in a snow bank?
A chilly dog! 😉
Hahaha! That’s great Ranger! 😀
And, chilly it’s been lately indeed! Hopefully spring comes soon, and we won’t have to worry about ‘chilly dogs’ anymore!
-Ranger Liz
Yeah! whats up spring, why haven’t you sprung?
Well, at least the weather has been getting better for the past few weeks. Let’s hope it stays that way!
This is funny!
I think these are very funny!
because of the cheetah and leopard i am thinking oft the lion joke
What did the zookeeper say after the lions escaped?
What a CATastrophe! :3
I liked it especially the one with the leopard.
Very funny jokes