World Laughter Day is this Sunday, May 3rd, to help you celebrate here are ten jokes that are making the animal kingdom crack up with a serious case of the giggles! Got your own joke to tickle our funny bone? Share it in the comments section below!
1) Where do orcas hear music?
Answer: Orca-stras!
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2) What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Answer: Is that you Mom?
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3) How do trees access the internet?
Answer: They log on
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4) What do you call a bear with no ears?
Answer: B!
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5) What kind of cat should you never play games with?
Answer: cheetah!
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6) Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet”?
Answer: Because she didn’t give a hoot!
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7) What kind of a key opens a banana?
Answer: A monkey!
8) Why can’t a leopard play hide-and-seek?
Answer: Because they are always spotted
9) How do bees get to school?
Answer: By school buzz!
10) What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Whats a hawks favorite haircut?
A MoHAWK! 🙂
That is so funny!
ha ha
Funny
Where do fish orbit?
TROUTerspace! 😀
NIce!
3, 4, 5, 7, and 8 were the best! Those are awsome jokes!
These were awesome jokes but I already knew the Bear one
I liked the cheetah and monkey jokes.
Really funny!
What animal cheats. CHEETah
What do you call a 2 humped camel? Pregnant
this is so funny. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha. lol. why was the math book sad? it had too many problems.
Hiss-tory!